Monthly Archives: August 2018

Ah Leo. The amazing things I have in mind to wax lyrical at the idea of everything you do. I grab my roll ups and a steaming cup of tea. I am enraged and full of ideas on what I want to say to you. I slosh the tea on the dining table, I rollContinue reading “A Love Song For Leo Bonatini”

I wrote this yesterday when I had five minutes. It’s not brilliant I know but I put in down in biro on a piece of paper and put it in me pocket and forgot it Until I walked the dogs and met my crackhead and pisshead mates down the canal. They asked me what IContinue reading “Psychedelic Derek (A poem)”

At the K-Po stadium yesterday we are only ten yards away from the Crisptown fans. There is one Crisp fan who is jumping up and down next to his son and going full Monkey Bollocks at the joy of his sides second goal. His hair looks like its been trimmed by a bloke with aContinue reading “Symptom of the Looniverse”

Steve McNanamoon is in his shed at the bottom of his Cheshire garden. Outside only the bats are moving, all is quiet, just the gentle purr of another footballers 100k Audi R666 rumbling across the misted fields. His garden is littered with expensive LED lights and abandoned kids toys. Within the shed there is anContinue reading “Go Gentle into the Night”

A Brief Discussion on the Redevelopment of Molineux What an emotive subject. Moving Molineux. Of course us ‘fans’ have a load of shit to occupy us most of the time. Work, kids, inebriation, life in general really. How do we deal with all the shit? How do we pick through the fog and mist ofContinue reading “The New Jerusalem”

I love Fosun and Jeff Shi. He’s a ruthless player of the game, part diplomat, part salesman. I’ve often wondered about writing a Biography of Nuno but I think that a biography of Jeff may make better reading. Maybe. The Express and Star have been summoned to Molineux towers and been sat down in frontContinue reading “Jedi Jeff”

Being smart is a strange thing…I don’t mean ‘smart’ as in clever, I’ve never been that…but smart in terms of appearance. I wonder as I bump shoulders with Jeff Shi and Laurie Garglypimple in the catacoombs of the Billy Wright whether that particular zeitgeist is a thing. The team look very smart and so doContinue reading “Cheese at Halftime? What?”