This pitch invasion thing bothers me. I was all for it of course but I can barely go for a piss with this leg…I don’t think I’ve mentioned it before? Any way…yeah Laurie Garglypimple has asked fans not to run on the pitch, I was thinking if it was Moxey and Morgan then I wouldn’t have give a fuck about what they thought and I would be on. Running around like a tit then stopping because you’re out of breath, you wave your arms, jump a bit, but then you’re knackered and you’ve run out of ideas. You wander around a bit, sing some songs, clap, wander around again. Some folk are running over to the away fans….you know the story. Like I said if it was Morgan in charge I wouldn’t listen.

Thing is man. The press, broadcast media, the FA, the EFL every club hierarchy in the league will be watching us. Ready to fucking pounce. We know what they are like. We have already seen it this season. All the bullshit propaganda, the lies, the deceit, they spread it like a virus. They think we should get back in our place. They don’t fucking like these sexy Portuguese football players, they don’t like Nuno either, he’s not one of us no, he’s one of them, won’t abide by the rules, all that bullshit.

If we invade the pitch they will pounce, they will be on us like a Rat at a potato. Imagine it for a second, the column inches they will give us, the reports the bullshit, every legal weapon they have they will use against us. It’s bound to kick off. The Brummies wont like it. We will want to take the piss. It’s a win win situation for the noses, their doughnuts get a reputation and we get doors kicked through at 6am by the goon squad. The club gets sanctioned and fined and the FA will have an excuse to put some bullshit investigation together.

I say fuck invading the pitch. I want to see my team win the game, walk onto the pitch celebrating, see their kids in Wolves strips maybe booting a ball about. I want to see how sexy their wives and girlfriends are.  I want to see Nuno striding across the pitch instead of Liam from Low Hill filming his self running into the centre circle singing Nuno had a dream. Maybe I’m too old now and wiser. But I don’t want aggro Sunday man I want happy shit, people singing and dancing around a bit. Do what you want man but lets do what Garglypimple says and respect their shit. This is where they do their work and magic where they have entrusted and invested huge amounts of money into the club. We must respect this and be as progressive as the club have been. Evolve a little bit and for once take the word of the man as honest and thoughtful.